We don’t do flimsy fences or fancy jargon — just solid work, straight talk, and gardens that look sh*t hot.
Built on Brew, Graft, and Getting It Right.
If you’ve ever had a fence fall over in a storm, panels that flap louder than your washing, or a landscaper who “pops back next week” (and never does), we feel your pain.
We do things differently. We’re a local Worcestershire fencing and landscaping crew who believe in no-nonsense, sh*t hot workmanship. No bodge jobs, no ghosting customers — just reliable, tidy, professional work that lasts.
We handle everything from fencing and decking to garden makeovers and bespoke timber builds.
Our goal?
To give you a garden that looks incredible, lasts for years, and makes your neighbours quietly jealous.
We might not be a massive outfit (yet), but we’ve got the skill, the tools, and the teamwork to run multiple projects at once — and deliver top-quality results every time.
DuraPost Trained. Worcestershire Approved.
Sam’s not just handy with a hammer — he’s a fully DuraPost-trained installer, which means your fence isn’t just strong, it’s built using one of the best systems in the business. DuraPost combines the look of timber with the durability of steel — no rot, no rust, no wobble. Basically, it’s the smart way to build a fence that laughs in the face of Worcestershire weather.
Samuel Bassett
Founder & Chief Fence Fixer
We keep it simple — turn up when we say we will, do a proper job, and leave your garden looking better than we found it. And yes, I run entirely on strong tea
Recognised for Doing Things Properly
We’re proud to be named a finalist for Best Landscaping Business at the Small Business Awards UK 2026. It’s a reflection of the care, hard work, and standards we bring to every job — no shortcuts, just quality work done right.
Small team. Big results. Proper workmanship.
Sam started Samuel Bassett, Sh*t Hot Fencing. Beautiful Gardens. with one goal: to bring back pride and reliability to the fencing trade. After years working on the tools, he’d seen too many rushed jobs, flimsy panels, and “that’ll do” attitudes — so he decided to do it better.
He’s built his reputation on honest quotes, high standards, and rock-solid fences that survive Worcestershire weather (and the occasional football to the face).
These days, Sam spends most of his time quoting, planning, and overseeing jobs, making sure everything runs smoothly and every customer’s thrilled with the result. He’s hands-on when needed, but his real skill lies in keeping projects — and people — perfectly in sync.
Tea, Tools, and Tidy Gardens — Meet Sam and the Team
We might be a small team, but we pack a punch. Between us, there’s decades of hands-on experience in fencing, decking, and landscaping — and we all share one rule: if you wouldn’t want it in your own garden, don’t leave it in someone else’s.
We’re tidy, punctual, and friendly (though we’ll probably ask to borrow your kettle). Whether it’s a quick fence repair or a full garden transformation, we treat every job with the same care, pride, and attention to detail.
And who knows — it could be you out here with us next. If you’ve got the skills, the graft, and don’t mind a bit of mud, we’re always on the lookout for good people to join the team.
The Team
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