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Sam Bassett Sh*t Hot Fencing Malvern Gardener DuraPost Installer

From dull to dazzling,
We make every outdoor space envy-worthy.

We'll turn your garden from drab to fab.

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We raise fences — and the bar.

Straight, Sturdy, and Sh*t Hot.

We’re not just about banging a few posts in and hoping for the best.
We build fences that actually look good, last for years, and survive more than one British winter.

Whether you’re after close board fencing for maximum privacy, panel fencing for a neat and tidy look, picket fencing for that cottage charm, or post & rail for the big country garden vibe — we’ve got you covered.
 

And if you want something low-maintenance and modern?
Our composite fencing will give you the sleek look with zero faff. We’ll help you pick the right option, source the best materials, and fit it so perfectly you’ll want to throw a garden party just to show it off.
 

      What’s Included:

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Close Board Fencing The heavy-duty option for maximum privacy and strength.

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Panel Fencing – Quick to install and a great all-rounder for most gardens.

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Picket Fencing – Bring cottage-garden vibes and keep the view open.

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Composite Fencing – Modern, durable, and zero maintenance.

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Post & Rail – Rustic, countryside style that marks out boundaries.

Custom Gates – To finish the look and keep everything secure.

Because we all deserve a garden worth showing off.

We Don’t Just Landscape, We Reinvent Gardens.

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A garden should be somewhere you actually want to sit,
not just something you stare at through the kitchen window.

We design and build patios, decking, pathways, lawns, raised beds, and planters — everything you need to turn your patch of grass into a proper outdoor space.

 

Want a low-maintenance garden you never have to mow? Done.

Fancy a space for BBQs, fire pits, or a hot tub? We can do that too

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We’ll chat through what you want, sketch it up, and then get to work — so you end up with a garden that’s as practical as it is beautiful.

And yes, we’ll sweep up after ourselves (Mum taught us well).

 

What’s Included:      

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Patios & Decking – Your perfect entertaining space.

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Pathways – Connect it all and keep your lawn tidy.

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New Lawns & Turfing Lush, level, and no bald spots.

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Raised Beds & Planters – For veggies, flowers, or just showing off.

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Garden Makeovers A complete redesign from start to finish.

Low-Maintenance Gardens Beautiful spaces that need little upkeep.

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The not-so-glamorous stuff that makes the magic happen.

We Dig. Literally.

Before the fences go up and the flowers go in, there’s the not-so-sexy part: the groundwork. Luckily, we love it.

From site clearance and levelling to drainage, soakaways, concrete bases, and driveways, we make sure the foundation is solid before anything else happens.

Got a bumpy, uneven garden that drives you mad? We’ll flatten it.

Need proper drainage so you can stop calling your lawn “the swamp”? We’ll sort it.

It’s the behind-the-scenes work that makes everything else last longer — and we do it right the first time, so you don’t get nasty surprises later.

      What’s Included:

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Site Clearance Get rid of rubble, weeds, or old sheds.

Levelling & Grading – A smooth start for your dream garden.

Drainage & Soakaways Stop the flooding and puddles for good.​

Concrete Bases & Foundations – Solid footing for sheds or garden rooms.

Driveways & Hardstanding – For cars, caravans, and easy parking.

General Prep Work – Everything needed to set up a proper job.

Need it done it right?

We've got you!

Let's Chat

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